Wow, Miami Beach really is the land of the beautiful people, or more correctly, the land of beautiful girls. After a couple of days of sitting in various locales watching people stroll by, Amy and I agree that Miami Beach only lets long legged and extremely attractive women live here.

Interestingly enough, it seems the city must grant some sort of exemption for dudes, because 3 out of every 4 hot chicks were accompanied by some goofy looking, hair line receding, Abercrombie wearing doucheberry. Seriously, if I looked like these clowns, I'd kick my own ass.

I tried to figure out if there was some sort of sub-atomic, quantum entanglement theory at work here, but I had no success. Amy seems to think money, a 100,000 dollar plus automobile and a 6000 square foot, beach view condo may play some part in the attraction, but rest assured female readers, I informed Amy that women cannot possibly be that shallow.

And just so you remember the lengths of detailed study I am willing to go to for my dedicated followers, I have provided photographic evidence of our people watching endevours. Faces have been "swirlied" to protect the aforementioned douche-berries.

Tomorrow we move on to the Keys. More to follow, end of line....